L I Z A R D   O F   O Z

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LIZARD OF OZ TRAILER

PG 13 / THANKSGIVING WEEK

MOVIE TRAILER BREAKDOWN

OPPOSED TO THE VIDEO DRAFT

CLIPS OF THE A LIST ACTORS

IN THE TRAILERS ARE NEEDED
TO DRAW IN THEIR SOLE FANS
1.) ANY BIRD NEST SCENE
2.) OZ QUARTET
STTING IN THE MINI THEATER
3.) GRAMPA NOOKY & NORM JESUS JUICE
4.) NURSE HATCHET NEEDLE BUTT
5.) WINSTON MOONING NORM
6.) JAY PLOWING NORM WITH FOOTBALL
7.) SPEARS WITH DUCK DOLL
8.) HALLOWEEN GIFT BAG CONFRONTATION
9.) BERT KNOCKING RAFTERSIN WITH HIS

POOL CUE INTO THE JESUS JUICE
10.) BAPHOMET BREAKING THE JAR OF BRAINS

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IMPORTANT VIDEO MESSAGE FOR EVERYONE VIEWING THIS WEB PAGE COMING FROM MEL GIBSON, ALICE COOPER, PAUL MCCARTNEY, FINN WOLFHARD, SHIA LABEOUFS SCIENTIFIC BIBLE, JUSTIN BIEBER, KRISTY SOKOL'S EXPLANATION OF THE SONG BIRD, ROBERT PLANT, YE WEST AND ARIANA'S POTENTIALLY HOPEFUL RABBI T. CLICK ON THE LINK TO SEE THIS VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE AND ABOVE ALL DO NOT TIGHTEN THE LENGTHY DURATION OF LIZARD OF OZ OR ELSE YOU'RE GAGGING GODS MOUTH, ESPECIALLY FOR CHRISTIAN YOUTUBERS WHO WILL BE GRADING THIS MOVIE TO DISCERN AS TO WHETHER IT IS FALSE OR TRUE AND WHETHER IT IS FIT AS APPROVAL TO THEIR CHRISTIAN FOLLOWERS TO VIEW FOR THEMSELVES... 

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I N T E R M I S S I O N

4 CGI CHARACTERS CHILLIN'

DURING 13 MINUTE MUSIC SESSION

I  N  T  E  R  M  I  S  S  I  O  N

V I D E O   D R A F T   L I N K

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THE LIZARD OF OZ IS BASED ON A TRUE DIARY / TESTIMONY, IN WHICH THAT DIARY IS PRESENTED AS A MAGICAL BOOK.

NORM'S WIFE WENT MISSING AFTER SHE WENT WEWE WHILE CAMPING (ALTHOUGH WE DON'T FIND OUT ABOUT THE CAMPING DISAPEARANCE UNTIL THE END OF THE MOVIE). 

THE HOLY SPIRIT DOVE SETS THE TONE, PERCHED ON THE RENAISSANCE FAIR ENTRY SIGN. STAGE NAME CREDITS POP UP WITH THE APPEARANCES OF CERTAIN CAST MEMBERS ATTENDING THE FAIR AND TECHNICAL CREDITS, AS THE REFS ARE SINGING THE WHO'S 'WHO ARE YOU PROMO VERSION' IN FULL, FROM THE FAIRS CONCERT STAGE. 

NORM THINKS HE SEE'S KRYSTILL AT THE RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL, ONLY SEEING THE BACK OF HER HEAD, NEVER SEEING HER FACE, BUT HE CAN'T KEEP UP WITH HER, ESPECIALLY WITH THE PLETHORA OF FAIR GOERS GETTING IN THE WAY. KRYSTILL IS DRESSED AS DOROTHY GALE, WHICH IS KEY FURTHER INTO THE FILM.

A MILD CONFLICT OCCURS BETWEEN NORM AND HIS FREIND JAY, WITH JAY AT THE FOOTBALL THROWING BOOTH, THROWING A FOOTBALL AT THE BACK OF NORMS HEAD, DUE TO JAY'S ADMIRATION OF KRYSTILL, AS JAY IS ALSO ON THE PURSUIT OF THE POSSIBILITY OF KRYSTILL. NORM FALLS ON HIS FACE, JAY WALKS AWAY. 

NORM CALLS WINSTON FROM HIS CABIN, TELLS HIM THAT SOME JUGGERNAUT THREW A FOOTBALL AT HIS HEAD. WINSTON LAUGHS, CALLS HIM A PUSSY, BUT TELLS HIM TO DRINK COFFEE IN CASE OF CONCUSSION.

THE ROCK BAND, THE BEE LEAVING BEAVERS, JAY, WINSTON, DUFF, RAFTERSIN, AND BERT PLAY THEIR MUSICAL NUMBER, SHEEP GO TO HEAVEN IN FULL, ON STAGE AT THE FAIR WITH MORE STAGE NAME CREDITS POPPING UP AND TECHINICAL CREDITS.

AFTER THE SONG IS OVER, THE BAND STARTS RACKING UP THEIR GEAR, WHEN BERT NOTICES A BRAWL BREAKING OUT IN THE CROWD. THE 4 MALE BAND MEMBERS GO WATCH THE BRAWL LEAVING DUFF TO CLEAN UP THE GEAR.

THE BRAWL, WHICH IS REFFED BY THE MUSIC BAND THE REFS, IS BETWEEN LION OF JUDAH KANYESHUA AND A BLOW-UP DOLL OF JESUS, INTEGRAL TO THE REAL LIFE OF YE WEST, WHICH ALSO CORRELATES LATER DURING THE RICH AND LENGTHY LIZARD OF OZ SEGMENTS. WILLY INTERVIEWS KANYESHUA AFTER THE JESUS DOLL WINS THE FIGHT.

THE BAND KNOCKS ON NORMS GLASS-SLIDING, BASEMENT DOOR. NORM MAKES THEM ALL SAY THE PAIN IN THE ASS PASSWORD. WINSTON COMPLAINS WITH COLORFUL WORDS, NORM BITES BACK, WINSTON MOONS NORM. NORM LETS DUFF, BERT AND RAFTERSIN INSIDE, WHILE INTERROGATING WINSTON AND JAY, DAWNING THE PROBABILITY OF JAY BEING THE ONE WHO THREW THE FOOTBALL. NORM AND JAY STRUGGLE AS THEY FINALLY COME TO AN UNDERSTANDING, NORM LETS THEM IN.

MAN IN THE BOX PLAYS IN FULL AS THE HOLY SPIRIT DOVE FLIES THROUGH THE WOODS TOWARDS NORMS CABIN, LANDING ON THE UPSTAIRS, OPENED WINDOW... WHERE GRAMPA NOOKY IS DOING HIS NUMBER 2 BUSINESS.

THE BIRD PERCHES ON GRAMPS HEAD. GRAMPS BOBS HIS HEAD GENTLY WAITING FOR THE BIRD TO FLY AWAY. GRAMPS HEAD BANGS CAUSING THE BIRD TO FINALLY FLY OFF AND INTO THE SHOWER STALL.

THE DOVE TURNS ON THE SHOWER HANDLE, TAKING A BIRDBATH IN THE WATER, THEN GETTING EVERYTHING WET WHILE FLYING AROUND THE BATHROOM DRIPPING WATER EVERYWHERE.

THE DOVE TURNS INTO A WHITE FEATHERY BOOK, LANDING ON GRAMPS FEET. GRAMPS TRIES TO OPEN THE BOOK. THE BOOK FINALLY OPENS ON ITS OWN AND HAS SOME INTERESTING WORDS AND SPECIFIED DIRECTIONS MAGICALLY APPEARING ON THE BLANK PAGES.

GRAMPS TAKES THE BOOK DOWNSTAIRS, SETTING IT ON THE POOL TABLE AS NORM AND BERT ARE PLAYING POOL. NORM QUESTIONS GRAMPS ON, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS", AS GRAMPS HEADS OUT THE SLIDING GLASS DOOR. NORM FOLLOWS GRAMPS WITH MORE QUESTIONS, ONLY TO FIND GRAMPS TRYING TO LIFT A VERY HEAVY, METAL, TROUGH-STYLE, BUCKET FULL OF LIVING, MOVING RAINBOW PLASM INTO THE HOUSE, TELLING NORM TO HELP HIM CARRY IT IN.

RAFTERSIN ENDS UP FALLING INTO THE BUCKET, HEADFIRST, DUE TO HIS SMALL STATURE AFTER GETTING HIT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD BY BERTS POOL CUE. NORM AND BERT ACT FAST CARRYING HIM TO THE COUCH. RAFTERSIN LEVITATES OFF THE COUCH.

THE WHITE FEATHERY BOOK FLIES UP INTO THE AIR HOVERING OVER THE RECORD PLAYER, STEREO TABLE. THE FEATHER BOOK MAGICALLY POOPS OUT A WHITE DUCKY REMOTE CONTROL. THE BOOK MAGICALLY TURNS INTO A WIDE SCREEN TV UPON THE RECORD TABLE, WHICH IS KRYSTILLS DIARY IN MOTION.

NORM AND BERT REMOVE THE RAINBOW PLASM BACK ONTO THE OUTDOOR PATIO. NORM DEMANDS EVERYONES ATTENTION AS THEY ARE HEAVILY FOCUSED PLAYING DARTS AND CHESS. BERT IS CONVINCED THAT WHAT'S HAPPENING IS A DEMONIC COUNTERFEIT, NORM THINKING IT HAS TO DO WITH GOD. RAFTERSIN SAYS A BUNCH OF WIERD SHIT AS A RESULT OF HIS DEEP CONTACT WITH THE RAINBOW PLASM. 

KRYSTILL'S TV DIARY DISPLAYS HER TESTIOMY OF JESUS AND HELL EXPERIENCES DURING POIGNANT LIFE OCCURANCES, INCLUDING 2 PSYCHIATRIC WARD VISITS, THAT LEAD UP TO EACH OF THE FIVE 3D VISIONS THAT SHE HAS OF JESUS.

2 HELLISH DREAMS... THE FIRST AFTER BEING RAPED AT AGE 13 WHERE GOD CARRIES HER THROUGH CHAMBERS OF HELL WHERE INDIVIDUALS ARE BEING TORCHERED IN DIFFERENT WAYS.

THE LATTER HELL DREAM WHICH INVOLVES THE LIZARD OF OZ AND HIS CASINO TRAP OF HELL... WITH KRYSTILL DRESSED AGAIN AS DOROTHY GALE WITH HER THREE COUNTERPARTS, KANYESHUA, JOUSTIN BEAVER AND SKARY KROW, ALL ON THEIR JOURNEY THROUGH HELL AND BACK, AND A PROPHETIC DREAM OF HER AND FEDORA.

THE LIZARD OF OZ IS BAPHOMET. HE DRILLS THE 4 AS THE DRILL SERGEANT HE IS WITH REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY AND LIES MIXED WITH TRUTH. AS HE RANTS FOR A FULL 20 MINUTES OF DIALOGUE, HE AND HIS FALLEN ANGELS DO ALL KINDS OF NASTY SHIT TO THE 4 PRISONERS.

LIZA SPINELLI, THE PUNK ROCK LAMB, APPEARS LIKE A PUPPET ON BAPHOMETS HAND. SHE JUMPS OFF HIS HAND AND GIVES HER SHORT, YET EPIC SPEECH OF HOPE TO THE 4 PRISONERS, EVENTUALLY SHOOTING ONE OF HER HOLY SPIRIT ARROWS AT BAPHOMET CAUSING HIM TO DISAPPEAR, GIVING THE 4 PRISONERS A CHANCE TO ESCAPE UP THE FIREPLACE WHERE THEY'RE BOMBARDED WITH ZOMBIES ON THE STREETS OF THE LAND OF OZ'S GAMBLING AND BRIGHT LIGHTS. THE ZOMBIES ARE REPRESENTATIONS OF THOSE WHO'S SPIRITS ARE DEAD DUE TO BEING UNBELIEVERS AND OR HATERS OF GOD.

KRYSTILL NARRATES THROUGHOUT THE FILM AS PART OF HER LIVING DIARY, EXPLAINING THINGS AS SHE SITS IN A BLACK BIRDNEST WITHIN A BLACK TREE WITH DARK RED LEAVES WHICH REPRESENTS THE WOLRD AND IT'S INEVITABLE DEATH TO COME ACCORDING TO BIBLICAL SCRIPTURE. 

A SLOW SPINNING, RED APPLE WITH A SHINY SILVER MAP OF THE WORLD IS ALWAYS IN THE BIRDNEST SHOT REPRESENTING THE WORLD OF CHAOS OF WHICH MAN EATS INTO RATHER THAN EATING INTO THE BREAD OF LIFE AKA THE MESSIAH. HER COUNTERPART, PLAYING-CARD FRIENDS DO WILD THINGS DURING HER NARRATIONS, WITH OTHER STRANGE ANIMALS AND ODDITIES THAT HAPPEN IN THE NEST. 

BY THE END OF KRYSTILLS DIARY SHE EXPLAINS THE REVELATIONS OF HER JOURNEY AND THEN MAGICALLY POPS BACK INTO EXISTENCE WITH THE TV TURNING BACK INTO THE WHITE FEATHER WINGED BOOK, WHICH FLIES ONTO NORMS LAP.

WINSTON IS HIDING UNDER THE BASEMENT BEDROOM BED, SCARED SHITLESS. JAY COMFORTS HIM AND SHOWS HIM THE EVIL KINEVIL SUIT THAT HIS MOM SEWED FOR HIM, WHICH THEY SHOW OFF TO THE REST OF THE GANG OUTSIDE ON THE UPSTAIRS DECK.

GRAMPS GIVES JAY A CUP OF THE PLASMA JUICE, CAUSING JAY TO FART A BUNCH, WITH A DIAMOND MAGICALLY POPPING OUT HIS REAR END THROUGH HIS CLOTHING, CAUSING JAY TO FLY UP INTO THE SKY OUT OF SCENE WITH RAINBOW GAS SHOOTING OUT HIS ASS. ZOOMING INTO THE DIAMOND, INSIDE THE DIAMOND IS THE MESSIAH SITTING WITH KANYESHUA, JOUSTIN BEAVER AND SKARY KROW WITH THE MESSIAH SAYING A FEW WORDS, WRAPPING UP THE END OF THE FILM.

LIZARD

OF OZ

AUDIO VISUAL

TREATMENT

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THE LAST 17 MINUTES

OF THE MOVIE DRAFT

ENTAILS THE

ENCORE CREDIT SONG

AND

5 POTENTIAL ROLLING CREDIT SONGS

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SCREENPLAYS ARE LIKE OIL PAINTINGS NEEDING TOUCH UPS. THE VIDEO DRAFT DOESN'T INCLUDE THE BIRD NEST SCENES IN FULL CLASSIC ROCK <> K I S S <> MAKEUP OR ADDED DIALOGUE CONCERING THE JESUS LINK OF WIZARD OF OZ AND OTHER FAIRYTALES, NOR DOES IT INCLUDE BAPHOMET IN HIS GENE SIMMONS MAKEUP.

BUT BESIDES THAT, THIS VIDEO MOVIE DRAFT DOES NOT ALWAYS

FOLLOW THE ACTIONS IN THE SCREENPLAY OR ANY ACTIONS AT ALL RELYING ONLY ON DIALOUGE. THE BACHELOR PAD RAPE HOUSE SONG HAS BEEN CHANGED, WHICH YOU CAN WATCH AS A SINGLE VIDEO ABOVE THE FULL MOVIE DRAFT VIDEO.

SOME DIALOUGES HAVE BEEN ADDED TO OR CHANGED SINCE THE FULL MOVIE DRAFT VIDEO WAS PUT TOGETHER... FOR EXAMPLE BECKS BEDROOM HAS BEEN CHANGED DUE TO IT'S FLATNESS, WHICH YOU WILL HEAR THE FLATNESS IN THE VIDEO DRAFT, SO READ THE FOLLOWING DIALOGUE CHANGES TO SEE HOW IT WILL BE PRODUCED.

BECK

Hey Krystill.

Beck sits on the bed next to Krystill in the same position.

BECK (CONT’D)

Today’s Friday. It’s been uh week,

so if yah wanna go home, then we

can go whenever yer ready. We can

get somethin’ tah eat on the way.

KRYSTILL

Yeah okay. How’d work go?

BECK

Work was okay. It needs more cow

bell, but it’s okay.

KRYSTILL

Yer such uh dork.

Beck shows his hands to Krystill.

They have tiny cuts all over them.

BECK

Toonsis kept grabbing the wheel,

scratching the hell outta my hands.

She never takes no for an answer.

KRYSTILL

Yeah right.

BECK

I always get tore tah shit from ripping

crap loads of freight boxes all

day.

Krystill turns towards him sitting Indian style, taking his hands, caressing them.

KRYSTILL

I’m sorry baby. --- (pouty face)

That must hoot-sizz willy bad-zees.

(examine his hands again)--- I used

tah have the same problem working

at restaurants. Dried cracked hands

hurt like hell.

Krystill gives quick little kisses to both of his hands, then cups his hands, rubbing them as she says...

KRYSTILL (CONT’D)

(speak like dim wit valley girl)

But seriously, I like so have to tell you... I found something like so totally cool, so like... do yah wann see iiiit?

BECK

Like totally. What could it be

shallree?

KRYSTILL

Oh it’s definitely French,

monfrere.

Krystill grabs the magazine from underneath the pillows, with the words Ooh La La on the cover (reminiscent of Back to the Future 2, clean but apparent). She hands the magazine to Beck.

KRYSTILL (CONT’D)

I can’t tolerate pornography. Did

you forget what I wrote in the

letter? I can’t be around this

shit. It’s not healthy for me, it’s

not healthy for you.

Beck begins hitting the back of his head against the wall,

somewhat hard. He starts crying.

KRYSTILL (CONT’D)

If you get rid of this junk, then

I’ll stay with you for as long as

you want me.

BECK

I want you tah stay. (crying) I’m

sorry I didn’t get rid of it. I’ll

chuck it. --- Wanna order some

sushi?

Krystill changes position, lays her legs over his lap.

KRYSTILL

Mmm, sounds good. Crusty crab seems

fitting, after all that crusty crab

box ripping with no cow bell. ---

That porn shit ain’t good... you

know what I mean? It’s like people

wanna grow up so fast, so they stop

watching Mr. Rogers. Then they

start partying like it’s 1999 to

the point of premature death. Then

when they’re old and gray they

wanna be forever young. I just

wanna return to my child-like

innocence. Do you get me?

Krystill nudges / prods at Beck.

BECK

Yeah... I guess so. Wanna watch

Spongebob?

KRYSTILL

Only if you agree to get square

with yer pants and quit doin’ the

porno dance.

BECK

Yer probly right. It’s hard when

yer alone and don’t have anyone to

hold.

KRYSTILL

I know the feeling. That’s why I

use self discipline and will power.

BECK

That’s really smart Krystill.

Thanks for the tip.

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ANOTHER AREA THAT HAS BEEN CHANGED OPPOSED TO THE VIDEO DRAFT AND APART FROM SIGNIFICANT OZ AD-INS WITHIN THE BIRD NEST SCENES, THE MESSIAH'S BIT WAS NOT YET FULFILLED BUT HAS NOW BEEN FULFILLED IN ALL THE GLORY OF THE MEANING OF OZ TO THE BACKGROUND MUSIC OF PINK FOLYDS SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND...

81A INT. CONTINUED FROM 81: CALIFORNIA STUDIO GREEN SCREEN

GOING INSIDE THE DIAMOND

The Pink Floyd song Shine on You Crazy Diamond plays loudly

then gets quieted down as background music as the Messiah

says His final words.

Camera zooms deep in through the refractive geometric rainbow

beams of the thick wall of the diamond and into the center of

the diamond where we see Jesus and the three OZ players. The

inner walls of the diamond, akin to Lord of the Rings Arkin

stone, are slowly moving walls of plasm of pastel

opalescence.

Sitting at a round, white marble table from camera left to

right is Skary Krow in full costume, JousTin in full costume

and KanYeshua in full costume. Each OZ character has a glass

of wine. In the middle of the table is a glass pitcher of

milk. At the front of the table where no one is sitting is a

wooden plate with one large unleavened flat bread, a glass

pour spout jar of olive oil, a bowl of Balsamic vinegar, and

table decor garnishments of tender olive branches with olive

fruits, small bunches of grapes, and small bunches of wheat

tied together with twine.

As the Messiah speaks He pours cereal from His Alpha Omega

cereal box into Skary Krow’s bowl. Skary Krow grabs the milk

pitcher from the middle of the table and pours his own milk.

We see in the bowl of floating cereal these letters forming

the words... GOOD GOD. The broken pieces of cereal form a

scarecrow on a cross in a blank circled area of milk in the

middle of the bowl.

THE MESSIAH

I came here as your holy janitor,

squatting down to your level like a

parent to His child, becoming like

you corn balls through the birth

canal, cleaning up yer corny,

chaotic mess, taking the devils

bullet for you, covering your naked

butt by hanging on that cross where

man trespassed, when you all

crossed the line by consuming

Satan’s lies.

The Messiah stands and speaks next to Joustin, pouring him a

bowl of cereal, Joustin pouring milk. All caps letters form

in the bowl.

THE MESSIAH (CONT’D)

I conquered death for all who come

to me in earnest.

(MORE)

The word earnest if spelled E - A -

R - N as in earning an EST I

MATE. Earning your own salvation

may seem genuine, yet it’s false.

‘I mate’ equals you are your own

mate, estimating your own spiritual

earnings. When rooted correctly,

spelled like this... E - A - R as

in your ear, then you are near to

Me in My... N - E - S - T ...with

My Holy Spirit wings covering you.

Satan disfigures language, twisting

all things... words, geometry,

human beings. You can either

continue eating the lies of Satan

as in BE LIE EVE.

The cereal words form into BE LIE EVE and then into BE LEAF.

THE MESSIAH (CONT’D)

Or you can adhere to Me with your

BE LEAF as in a branch grafted into

My holy vine with the fruits of My

Holy Spirit.

A knight in armor made of cereal rises up from the milk

wielding his sword, cutting through and splashing his sword

through the milk.

THE MESSIAH (CONT’D)

I created sound, I am thee alpha,

thee omega, your knight in shinning

armor conquering your inevitable

death, should you choose to accept

it. I’m your gardener, pruning you

with my sword of truth.

The Messiah pours KanYeshua a bowl of cereal, KanYeshua pours

his own milk with this word in the bowl ALMIGHTY RABBI t with

the t as a crucifixion t and the face of a roaring lion forms

from the pieces of broken cereal, as Messiah speaks...

THE MESSIAH (CONT’D)

I’m coming back soon as the judging

Lion of Judah, the Godspeed rabbit

aka Rabbi t, to reclaim my church

bride.

THE MESSIAH (CONT’D)

(MORE)

With my keys to death and hades, I

went down the rabbit hole to preach

to the spirits in prison, only to

rise up again as the ultimate

roaring lion, to lead those of you

who hear Me through My olive press,

by breaking your hearts with the

whole truth and nothing but the

truth, so help you God.

The Messiah cups in the palms of his hands a small,

realistic, CGI, feathery blue bird with it’s broken, blue

eggshell pieces scattered around it’s talons.

THE MESSIAH (CONT’D)

There’s uh never ending supply,

from where this beauty comes from,

so keep consuming my words, my cute

widdle, baby wamb chop, boo birds,

who wanna jump over the moon. I’d

love to be yer friend, your lord

and your savior before it’s too

late.

Shine on You Crazy Diamond fades out as the camera zooms into

the palm of The Messiah’s hands into the blue birds eye,

which pops us into zooming into the next scene from within

the blue birds eye.

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PETE DAVIDSON IS NOT

THE BLOW UP DOLL

THE MESSIAH IS THE BLOW UP DOLL

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DIALOUGUES WERE MADE

USING CLONEY AI

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