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LIZARD

OF OZ

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THE LIZARD OF OZ IS BASED ON A TRUE DIARY / TESTIMONY, IN WHICH THAT DIARY IS PRESENTED AS A MAGICAL BOOK.

NORM'S WIFE WENT MISSING AFTER SHE WENT WEWE WHILE CAMPING (ALTHOUGH WE DON'T FIND OUT ABOUT THE CAMPING DISAPEARANCE UNTIL THE END OF THE MOVIE). 

THE HOLY SPIRIT DOVE SETS THE TONE, PERCHED ON THE RENAISSANCE FAIR ENTRY SIGN. STAGE NAME CREDITS POP UP WITH THE APPEARANCES OF CERTAIN CAST MEMBERS ATTENDING THE FAIR AND TECHNICAL CREDITS, AS THE REFS ARE SINGING THE WHO'S 'WHO ARE YOU PROMO VERSION' IN FULL, FROM THE FAIRS CONCERT STAGE. 

NORM THINKS HE SEE'S KRYSTILL AT THE RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL, ONLY SEEING THE BACK OF HER HEAD, NEVER SEEING HER FACE, BUT HE CAN'T KEEP UP WITH HER, ESPECIALLY WITH THE PLETHORA OF FAIR GOERS GETTING IN THE WAY. KRYSTILL IS DRESSED AS DOROTHY GALE, WHICH IS KEY FURTHER INTO THE FILM.

A MILD CONFLICT OCCURS BETWEEN NORM AND HIS FREIND JAY, WITH JAY AT THE FOOTBALL THROWING BOOTH, THROWING A FOOTBALL AT THE BACK OF NORMS HEAD, DUE TO JAY'S ADMIRATION OF KRYSTILL, AS JAY IS ALSO ON THE PURSUIT OF THE POSSIBILITY OF KRYSTILL. NORM FALLS ON HIS FACE, JAY WALKS AWAY. 

NORM CALLS WINSTON FROM HIS CABIN, TELLS HIM THAT SOME JUGGERNAUT THREW A FOOTBALL AT HIS HEAD. WINSTON LAUGHS, CALLS HIM A PUSSY, BUT TELLS HIM TO DRINK COFFEE IN CASE OF CONCUSSION.

THE ROCK BAND, THE BEE LEAVING BEAVERS, JAY, WINSTON, DUFF, RAFTERSIN, AND BERT PLAY THEIR MUSICAL NUMBER, SHEEP GO TO HEAVEN IN FULL, ON STAGE AT THE FAIR WITH MORE STAGE NAME CREDITS POPPING UP WITH CERTAIN CAST MEMBERS ATTENDING THE FAIR AND TECHINICAL CREDITS.

AFTER THE SONG IS OVER, THE BAND STARTS RACKING UP THEIR GEAR, WHEN BERT NOTICES A BRAWL BREAKING OUT IN THE CROWD. THE 4 MALE BAND MEMBERS GO WATCH THE BRAWL LEAVING DUFF TO CLEAN UP THE GEAR.

THE BRAWL, WHICH IS REFFED BY THE MUSIC BAND THE REFS, IS BETWEEN LION OF JUDAH KANYESHUA AND A BLOW-UP DOLL OF JESUS, INTEGRAL TO THE REAL LIFE OF YE WEST, WHICH ALSO CORRELATES LATER DURING THE RICH AND LENGTHY LIZARD OF OZ SEGMENTS. WILLY INTERVIEWS KANYESHUA AFTER THE JESUS DOLL WINS THE FIGHT.

THE BAND KNOCKS ON NORMS GLASS-SLIDING, BASEMENT DOOR. NORM MAKES THEM ALL SAY THE PAIN IN THE ASS PASSWORD. WINSTON COMPLAINS WITH COLORFUL WORDS, NORM BITES BACK, WINSTON MOONS NORM. NORM LETS DUFF, BERT AND RAFTERSIN INSIDE, WHILE INTERROGATING WINSTON AND JAY, DAWNING THE PROBABILITY OF JAY BEING THE ONE WHO THREW THE FOOTBALL. NORM AND JAY STRUGGLE AS THEY FINALLY COME TO AN UNDERSTANDING, NORM LETS THEM IN.

MAN IN THE BOX PLAYS IN FULL AS THE HOLY SPIRIT DOVE FLIES THROUGH THE WOODS TOWARDS NORMS CABIN, LANDING ON THE UPSTAIRS, OPENED WINDOW... WHERE GRAMPA NOOKY IS DOING HIS NUMBER 2 BUSINESS.

THE BIRD PERCHES ON GRAMPS HEAD. GRAMPS BOBS HIS HEAD GENTLY WAITING FOR THE BIRD TO FLY AWAY. GRAMPS HEAD BANGS CAUSING THE BIRD TO FINALLY FLY OFF AND INTO THE SHOWER STALL.

THE DOVE TURNS ON THE SHOWER HANDLE, TAKING A BIRDBATH IN THE WATER, THEN GETTING EVERYTHING WET WHILE FLYING AROUND THE BATHROOM DRIPPING WATER EVERYWHERE.

THE DOVE TURNS INTO A WHITE FEATHERY BOOK, LANDING ON GRAMPS FEET. GRAMPS TRIES TO OPEN THE BOOK. THE BOOK FINALLY OPENS ON ITS OWN AND HAS SOME INTERESTING WORDS AND SPECIFIED DIRECTIONS MAGICALLY APPEARING ON THE BLANK PAGES.

GRAMPS TAKES THE BOOK DOWNSTAIRS, SETTING IT ON THE POOL TABLE AS NORM AND BERT ARE PLAYING POOL. NORM QUESTIONS GRAMPS ON, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS", AS GRAMPS HEADS OUT THE SLIDING GLASS DOOR. NORM FOLLOWS GRAMPS WITH MORE QUESTIONS, ONLY TO FIND GRAMPS TRYING TO LIFT A VERY HEAVY, METAL, TROUGH-STYLE, BUCKET FULL OF LIVING, MOVING RAINBOW PLASM INTO THE HOUSE, TELLING NORM TO HELP HIM CARRY IT IN.

RAFTERSIN ENDS UP FALLING INTO THE BUCKET, HEADFIRST, DUE TO HIS SMALL STATURE AFTER GETTING HIT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD BY BERTS POOL CUE. NORM AND BERT ACT FAST CARRYING HIM TO THE COUCH. RAFTERSIN LEVITATES OFF THE COUCH.

THE WHITE FEATHERY BOOK FLIES UP INTO THE AIR HOVERING OVER THE RECORD PLAYER, STEREO TABLE. THE FEATHER BOOK MAGICALLY POOPS OUT A WHITE DUCKY REMOTE CONTROL. THE BOOK MAGICALLY TURNS INTO A WIDE SCREEN TV UPON THE RECORD TABLE, WHICH IS KRYSTILLS DIARY IN MOTION.

NORM AND BERT REMOVE THE RAINBOW PLASM BACK ONTO THE OUTDOOR PATIO. NORM DEMANDS EVERYONES ATTENTION AS THEY ARE HEAVILY FOCUSED PLAYING DARTS AND CHESS. BERT IS CONVINCED THAT WHAT'S HAPPENING IS A DEMONIC COUNTERFEIT, NORM THINKING IT HAS TO DO WITH GOD. RAFTERSIN SAYS A BUNCH OF WIERD SHIT AS A RESULT OF HIS DEEP CONTACT WITH THE RAINBOW PLASM. 

KRYSTILL'S TV DIARY DISPLAYS HER TESTIOMY OF JESUS AND HELL EXPERIENCES DURING POIGNANT LIFE OCCURANCES, INCLUDING 2 PSYCHIATRIC WARD VISITS, THAT LEAD UP TO EACH OF THE FIVE 3D VISIONS THAT SHE HAS OF JESUS.

2 HELLISH DREAMS... THE FIRST AFTER BEING RAPED AT AGE 13 WHERE GOD CARRIES HER THROUGH CHAMBERS OF HELL WHERE INDIVIDUALS ARE BEING TORCHERED IN DIFFERENT WAYS.

THE LATTER HELL DREAM WHICH INVOLVES THE LIZARD OF OZ AND HIS CASINO TRAP OF HELL... WITH KRYSTILL DRESSED AGAIN AS DOROTHY GALE WITH HER THREE COUNTERPARTS, KANYESHUA, JOUSTIN BEAVER AND SKARY KROW, ALL ON THEIR JOURNEY THROUGH HELL AND BACK, AND A PROPHETIC DREAM OF HER AND FEDORA.

THE LIZARD OF OZ IS BAPHOMET. HE DRILLS THE 4 AS THE DRILL SERGEANT HE IS WITH REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY AND LIES MIXED WITH TRUTH. AS HE RANTS FOR A FULL 20 MINUTES OF DIALOGUE, HE AND HIS FALLEN ANGELS DO ALL KINDS OF NASTY SHIT TO THE 4 PRISONERS.

LIZA SPINELLI, THE PUNK ROCK LAMB, APPEARS LIKE A PUPPET ON BAPHOMETS HAND. SHE JUMPS OFF HIS HAND AND GIVES HER SHORT, YET EPIC SPEECH OF HOPE TO THE 4 PRISONERS, EVENTUALLY SHOOTING ONE OF HER HOLY SPIRIT ARROWS AT BAPHOMET CAUSING HIM TO DISAPPEAR, GIVING THE 4 PRISONERS A CHANCE TO ESCAPE UP THE FIREPLACE WHERE THEY'RE BOMBARDED WITH ZOMBIES ON THE STREETS OF THE LAND OF OZ'S GAMBLING AND BRIGHT LIGHTS. THE ZOMBIES ARE REPRESENTATIONS OF THOSE WHO'S SPIRITS ARE DEAD DUE TO BEING UNBELIEVERS AND OR HATERS OF GOD.

KRYSTILL NARRATES THROUGHOUT THE FILM AS PART OF HER LIVING DIARY, EXPLAINING THINGS AS SHE SITS IN A BLACK BIRDNEST WITHIN A BLACK TREE WITH DARK RED LEAVES WHICH REPRESENTS THE WOLRD AND IT'S INEVITABLE DEATH TO COME ACCORDING TO BIBLICAL SCRIPTURE. 

A SLOW SPINNING, RED APPLE WITH A SHINY SILVER MAP OF THE WORLD IS ALWAYS IN THE BIRDNEST SHOT REPRESENTING THE WORLD OF CHAOS OF WHICH MAN EATS INTO RATHER THAN EATING INTO THE BREAD OF LIFE AKA THE MESSIAH. HER COUNTERPART, PLAYING-CARD FRIENDS DO WILD THINGS DURING HER NARRATIONS, WITH OTHER STRANGE ANIMALS AND ODDITIES THAT HAPPEN IN THE NEST. 

BY THE END OF KRYSTILLS DIARY SHE EXPLAINS THE REVELATIONS OF HER JOURNEY AND THEN MAGICALLY POPS BACK INTO EXISTENCE WITH THE TV TURNING BACK INTO THE WHITE FEATHER WINGED BOOK, WHICH FLIES ONTO NORMS LAP.

WINSTON IS HIDING UNDER THE BASEMENT BEDROOM BED, SCARED SHITLESS. JAY COMFORTS HIM AND SHOWS HIM THE EVIL KINEVIL SUIT THAT HIS MOM SEWED FOR HIM, WHICH THEY SHOW OFF TO THE REST OF THE GANG OUTSIDE ON THE UPSTAIRS DECK.

GRAMPS GIVES JAY A CUP OF THE PLASMA JUICE, CAUSING JAY TO FART A BUNCH, WITH A DIAMOND MAGICALLY POPPING OUT HIS REAR END THROUGH HIS CLOTHING, CAUSING JAY TO FLY UP INTO THE SKY OUT OF SCENE WITH RAINBOW GAS SHOOTING OUT HIS ASS. ZOOMING INTO THE DIAMOND, INSIDE THE DIAMOND IS THE MESSIAH SITTING WITH KANYESHUA, JOUSTIN BEAVER AND SKARY KROW WITH THE MESSIAH SAYING A FEW WORDS, WRAPPING UP THE END OF THE FILM.

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